😱🪮 Hair Stairs: Because Carpet Was Just Too Normal…We’ve seen shag rugs… but this is next-level follicle madness.
These eerie, fuzzy stairs don’t just lead somewhere—they lead straight into your nightmares.
Why?
Because it looks like someone replaced carpet with… human hair.
Or possibly gremlin fur.
🧟 What’s at the top?
A serial killer with a wig collection?
Cousin Itt’s summer cottage?
A haunted barber shop where the ghosts never stop sweeping?
The possibilities are endless—and none of them feel safe.
💇♀️ Real Questions We’re Asking:
Is it alive?
Does it grow back when trimmed?
Do you shampoo it… or vacuum it?
How many shampoo bottles would it take to condition all 12 steps?
We need answers. Or an exorcist.
😂 Plausible (ish) Explanations:
Someone really took “flooring with personality” too seriously.
It’s modern art. Which means we’re not allowed to question it.
A poodle exploded and no one cleaned it up.
These aren’t stairs.
They’re a hair-raising experience in the most literal way.
Whether it’s made of real hair, synthetic fibers, or the nightmares of former guests…
One thing’s for sure:
You’ll think twice before walking barefoot in this house.
Would you take a walk up the Hair Stairs of Doom, or would you rather be swallowed by a beanbag chair from 1973?
🪮✨ Comment below: is it couture… or just cursed?