Close Menu
Lindi
  • Home
  • News
  • Moral Story
  • Jokes
  • Life Hacks
  • Health and Fitness
  • Gardening
  • Recipes
  • Quiz
Facebook X (Twitter) Instagram
Facebook X (Twitter) Instagram
Lindi
Subscribe
  • Home
  • News
  • Moral Story
  • Jokes
  • Life Hacks
  • Health and Fitness
  • Gardening
  • Recipes
  • Quiz

    Spot 3 differences between the lady archer pictures in 15 seconds!

    2025-05-21

    Find ALL the hidden faces in this picture

    2025-05-20

    Only 0.1% of people can find all the faces within 30 seconds.

    2025-05-19

    Guess how many hidden faces are in this picture

    2025-05-19

    There is a hidden men in this picture. Can you find him?

    2025-05-15
Lindi
Home»Jokes»Little Johnny’s Clever Deal
Jokes

Little Johnny’s Clever Deal

Smart GadgetsBy Smart Gadgets2024-03-14Updated:2024-03-201 Min Read
Share
Facebook Pinterest Reddit Telegram Copy Link

Little Johnny had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.

His father said he’d make a deal with his son,

“You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut. Then we’ll talk about the car.”

The Little Johnny thought about that for a moment, decided he’d settle for the offer, and they agreed on it.

After about six weeks his father said,

“Son, you’ve brought your grades up and I’ve observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I’m disappointed you haven’t had your hair cut.”

Little Johnny said,

“You know, Dad, I’ve been thinking about that and I’ve noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair, and there’s even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair.”

(You’re going to love Dad’s reply!)

“Did you also notice they all walked everywhere they went..?”

Share. Facebook Pinterest Reddit Telegram Copy Link

Related Post

This Cop Got Carried Away, And Forgot There Were Cameras Recording…

I think my wife’s going deaf

A woman awakes during the night

Joe spent the evening tossing down a number of beers…

A Farmer and His Wife: The Ultimate Role Reversal!

A woman meets with her lover

A husband asks his wife, “Will you marry again after I di:e?”

A Honeymoon Surprise That Left Everyone Laughing

From Heartbreak to Hope: A Journey of Love and Laughter…

The medical staff couldn’t take their eyes off the newborn, but within…

2025-05-25

My Sister Refused to Pay a Penny for Our Mom’s Funeral – Then During Her Memorial Speech, Claimed She Had Paid for Everything in Front of All the Guests

2025-05-25

Woman Hired A Fake Father To Walk Her Down The Aisle- The Idea Changed Her Life Forever…

2025-05-25

They Told Me The Tiger Cub Was Just For A Photo— But Then He Did Something No One Could Explain…

2025-05-25

I Was About to Shut Down My Family’s Shop for Good, Then a Blind Old Man Bumped Into the Door — Story of the Day

2025-05-25
Copyright © 2024. Designed by Lindi.
  • Home
  • Privacy Policy
  • Disclaimer

Type above and press Enter to search. Press Esc to cancel.