You know that gut feeling you get when someone asks for a “small favor,” and everything inside you starts screaming? That was me, the second my brother called.
“Hey, sis,” he began, voice syrupy with charm. “Could Tyler and Jaden stay with you for two weeks? Amy and I need a break—three weeks in the Maldives. Her mom’s taking the boys the last week.”
He made it sound like I was being offered an honor, not a favor. “They could really use the time with Adrian,” he added.
Against better judgment, I agreed. Because family.
Two days later, the boys arrived. Picture this: designer luggage, matching sunglasses, the air of bored celebrities forced to stay in a three-star hotel.
Tyler, thirteen, offered me a smirk. Jaden, fifteen, barely said hello. Adrian, bless his soft heart, tried to bridge the gap. “Mom made cookies,” he said cheerfully.
Tyler sniffed. “Smells like… spaghetti?” Like the air offended him.
“It’s dinner,” I replied, trying to keep things light. “Hope you’re hungry.”
But the dinner was met with theatrical disgust.
“Is this meat from a can?” Tyler asked, poking at his plate.
“Our chef does garlic confit,” Jaden added with a sniff.
Yes. Their chef.
I smiled through clenched teeth. “Well, our chef’s on a public school teacher’s salary.”
Adrian, ever the peacemaker, tried again the next day. “Want to game?” he asked, pulling out his slightly outdated laptop.
Jaden laughed so hard I winced. “What is this—Windows 98?”
Tyler joined in. “Can this thing even run Fortnite?”
They sneered at our furniture, our beds, our fridge, even our TV. Every gesture of kindness Adrian offered was met with ridicule. My son—my sweet boy—tried to include them. They made him feel small.
Still, I held my tongue.
Every night, I counted the days until they’d be gone. Two weeks. Just two weeks.
And finally, the last morning arrived.
As we loaded the car, I almost broke into song. But no sooner had we pulled out of the driveway than the seatbelt alert started chiming.
“Buckle up, boys,” I said.
“We don’t wear seatbelts,” Tyler replied. “It wrinkles our shirts.”
“Dad doesn’t care,” Jaden added.
“Well, I do,” I said, pulling over. “No seatbelt, no ride.”
“You’re not serious,” Jaden scoffed.
Dead serious.
I tried a different tactic. “It’s a $500 fine in California. Per kid.”
Tyler didn’t flinch. “We’ll get Dad to send you the money.”
Jaden called their father on speaker. “She’s being dramatic about seatbelts. Can you just send her the fine?”
“Just buckle up!” my brother barked. “What’s wrong with you two?”
Then he hung up.
Even with their dad’s command, the boys sat with crossed arms and pouty silence.
So I turned off the engine and stepped out of the car.
“You’re not going anywhere,” I said, arms folded on the hood.
For 45 glorious minutes, I stood in the sun while they sulked in the back seat. I didn’t budge.
Eventually, Tyler snapped. “Fine! We’ll wear the damn seatbelts!”
Jaden followed, muttering something under his breath.
But here’s the thing—consequences don’t care about your tantrums. Traffic had built up. By the time we reached the airport, their flight had closed.
The look on their faces? Glorious.
My phone rang. My brother’s name lit up.
“This is your fault!” he barked. “You should’ve just driven them!”
I finally let the truth loose.
“Oh, I’m sorry. Am I supposed to break the law for your spoiled sons? Maybe if you’d taught them how to respect people—and the rules—we wouldn’t be having this conversation.”
Next morning, Adrian showed me a message from Tyler: “Your mom’s insane.”
I laughed. “No, sweetheart. I’m just not your maid. There’s a difference.”
And maybe—just maybe—they’ll remember it the next time someone says “buckle up.”