A man and his wife were working in their garden one day.
The man looks over at his wife and says: “Your b- utt is getting really big I mean really big.
I bet your b- utt is bigger than the barbecue.”
With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill, then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife’s bo -ttom: “Yes, I was right, your b- utt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!”
The woman chose to ignore her husband. Later that night in b3d, the husband was feeling a little frisky.
He made some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. “What’s wrong?” he asks.
She answers: “Do you really think I’m going to fire up this big-4ss grill for one little weenie?”