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The Teacher Tells Little Johnny…

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The teacher tells Little Johnny,

“I’m going to describe an animal and you have to guess what it is.”

“It lives on a farm and gives milk”

“A cow?”

“That’s correct too, but I meant a goat. “

“What lives on a farm, has feathers and lays eggs?”

“A chicken”

“That’s correct too but I meant a duck.”

Little Jack, getting annoyed, asks the teacher:

“What goes into your mouth hard, and comes out soft and wet?”

The teacher starts blushing.

“That’s correct too but I meant chewing gum.”

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How I Became a Millionaire

It was Sunday and the preacher has just finished an inspiring church service when Rick, the wealthiest man in town, stood up and asked to address the congregation.

The preacher wasn’t surprised at this.

“Just make it quick, Rick.” He sighs.

“Sure Father.” Said Rick.

He cleared his throat and addressed the audience: “I can still recall the day when I earned my first dollar,” he began. “

That same evening, I attended a church meeting where the speaker talked about his humanitarian efforts. At that moment, I had only that single dollar to my name, and I had to make a tough decision: give it to the speaker’s cause or keep it for myself.

“I chose to donate it all, and I truly believe that God blessed that decision, which is why I am a millionaire today.” he finished, a tear gleaming in his eye.

“Oh yea?” an old woman in the audience stood up, “I dare you to do it again!”

 

 

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